Yeah, I’m Serving an Eviction Notice on My Daughter

I don’t want to hear anything along the lines of “Oh she’ll be here when she’s ready” or “First time moms usually go into labor late” or “A due date isn’t an expiration date”.  I’m uncomfortable, semi-lame (as in can’t walk) and haven’t slept for more than an hour straight in over two weeks…I’ve earned the right to be a little cranky and cannot be held liable for what will spew from my mouth in the event something like the above is heaved my way by some “well meaning” person.  Maybe I should just put a giant “BEWARE” sign around my neck.